Tiny Town is getting a new logo! It’s very exciting. If you were one of the way too many people chosen to be on the design committee, we’ll be reaching out to you with instructions SOON!

What is a town? What makes it great? Please, I am asking. I do not know.

To me, a tiny town isn’t defined by the number of people in it, the number of square miles it occupies, the number of redundant airports, or the number of reported snakebite injuries exceeding the global per capita average. 

A town is defined by the connections we have, and the investment each of us makes in our community’s success! Unfortunately, this tiny town’s history is a tangled knot of ancient blood feuds, targeted pig heists, enmity, spite, and hideous trauma. The connections are bad, and the investments are paltry at best.

Call me naive, but I think we can get out of this (centuries old) funk and boost community spirit through the goddamned roof with a town logo—the perfect logo that captures just what it means to be a real community!

— Grippes Van Dild, Tiny Town official…clerk or alderman or something

Get Involved!

We’re asking residents to join in the design process. This isn’t a design contest, so much as an interactive, democratic, and completely community-driven exercise in making dreams come true! If you’re reading this, you may already be on the design committee. Please await further instructions. Can you quit the design committee? No. You are on it and you must embrace your fate. We’re a family! If you have to quit anything, quit your job and any preexisting families.

Official Rules

Let’s get designing! If you’re on the design committee, you have no choice but to open the email we’ve sent you (or will be sending you) and follow the instructions! All who shirk their responsibility will be melted into a syrup. Those with the finest contributions may be rewarded (at our discretion) with a small taste of the syrup.

I can’t wait to see what we come up with! Hopefully this doesn’t end like the great Tiny Town Logo War of 2014!